In the Mouth of Radness

Demotivate

2010-04-19T22:54:00.002-05:00

WOW

2010-04-18T16:05:00.001-05:00

I hate...

2010-04-18T16:03:00.001-05:00

Steppin Razor

2010-04-18T16:00:00.001-05:00

Sounds Like a Kelso Relative

2010-04-18T15:37:00.000-05:00

Serious Hand Skills

2010-04-18T15:36:00.001-05:00

Chuck Norris would be proud

2010-04-18T15:30:00.001-05:00

Via K-Day

2010-04-18T15:27:00.003-05:00

Melon

2010-04-18T15:27:00.001-05:00

End of World

2010-04-18T15:26:00.001-05:00

Win...We all win

2010-04-13T21:24:00.001-05:00

Shotgun Harley with Jason Jones from Jason Jones

Sea Lion don't need no courage

2010-04-13T20:53:00.001-05:00

Nerdface McNerdy will destroy your soul

2010-04-13T19:20:00.000-05:00

The Things I Do For Titty Tuesday

2010-04-13T11:12:00.001-05:00

Titty Tuesday cont...

2010-04-13T11:10:00.002-05:00

Titty Tuesday

2010-04-13T11:08:00.002-05:00

Sarge!!!

2010-04-13T11:03:00.000-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Kinda Cheesy but worth it for Zelda

2010-04-13T10:59:00.000-05:00

Screen Caps Gone Wrong

2010-04-13T10:54:00.001-05:00

It's like Butta!

2010-04-13T10:50:00.001-05:00

EMBED-Fat Guy Buttered Floor Prank - Watch more free videos

Tiggity Tiggity Tiggity Tiitty Tuesday

2010-04-06T20:25:00.005-05:00

Back to the Future 3

2010-04-03T09:33:00.001-05:00

Muaah See!

2010-04-03T09:24:00.001-05:00

What did the five fingers say to the face?

2010-04-02T19:04:00.000-05:00

Happy Easter You Loyal Schmucks

2010-04-02T18:50:00.001-05:00

"Let's get that turkey"

2010-04-01T21:51:00.000-05:00

Hello, what have we here?

2010-04-01T16:01:00.003-05:00

Live Action Ghost Recon Trailer is Chock Full of Awesome

2010-03-31T11:45:00.001-05:00

Come on Fucking Guys

2010-03-31T11:39:00.001-05:00

The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Amateur Music Videos -- powered by Cracked.com

Kanye makes a good song...2 years ago

2010-03-31T11:00:00.000-05:00

Titty Tuesday...redux

2010-03-31T10:47:00.000-05:00

Unexplainable yet Hillarious

2010-03-31T10:45:00.000-05:00

Chat Roulette improv round 2

2010-03-31T10:34:00.001-05:00

75 upcoming movie remakes

2010-03-31T10:27:00.002-05:00

75 movie remakes and reboots currently in the works - Den of Geek

Ahmad Rashad vs. Shaq

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"Let me see your best."

Glactic Empire State of Mind

2010-03-31T10:23:00.001-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Frank Dux and Chong Li present "Dim Rock"

2010-03-26T22:01:00.000-05:00

Disney & Pixar present The Terminator

2010-03-26T17:26:00.000-05:00

A sausage BOB and 3 chicken strips...

2010-03-26T17:19:00.000-05:00

...and the slowest form tackle of all time.

Titty Tuesday

2010-03-23T18:38:00.001-05:00

"Nigga's ass be itchin sometime"

2010-03-23T18:32:00.003-05:00

http://board.rapmusic.com/audio-emcee-hook-ups/1205260-one-you-ugly-muthafuckas-washes-your-dirty-ass-sink.html

Just copy, paste and enjoy the single greatest forum thread ever. Link code is down btw...sorry.

White Friends

2010-03-23T18:29:00.001-05:00

Epic TV Themes

2010-03-22T11:01:00.001-05:00

So it begins...

2010-03-22T10:39:00.003-05:00

It has been withheld long enough my friends. Let there be female nakedness of the highest possible quality. There will be more oh yes there shall be more. Remember K-Day.

Elegance

2010-03-22T10:35:00.002-05:00

Diggy Simmons = Fucking Awesome?

2010-03-22T10:34:00.001-05:00

He cannot lie

2010-03-22T10:06:00.001-05:00

So sweet it make you wanna beg for buttermilk

2010-03-22T10:01:00.001-05:00

Maybe the whole country is just really ronery

2010-03-22T09:55:00.000-05:00

Via: Online Schools

Walken vs Nicholson ala Willy Wonka

2010-03-17T10:13:00.000-05:00

European Terminator

2010-03-17T08:27:00.001-05:00

Greatest ChatRoullete improv ever

2010-03-16T11:35:00.000-05:00

Dolphin Ridin' Mother Fucker

2010-03-15T10:30:00.001-05:00

Remix: Fart Sabers

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Remix: Fart Sabers - CollegeHumor video

Best Video Game Weapons of All Time...Sort Of

2010-03-15T10:27:00.001-05:00

Best Weapons of All Time - UGO.com

Face Plant

2010-03-15T10:12:00.001-05:00

EMBED-Hilarious Dirt Ramp Faceplant - Watch more free videos

Call on Me

2010-03-15T09:59:00.001-05:00

You are one ugly...Predator Sneak Peak

2010-03-15T09:58:00.001-05:00

Awesome MW2 Pseudo-Movie

2010-03-10T17:27:00.000-06:00

Barnes vs. Bryant = Barnes Fail

2010-03-09T16:43:00.000-06:00

Not one for metal but worth a look

2010-03-09T10:03:00.000-06:00

Greatest Movie Ever

2010-03-09T10:01:00.003-06:00

Darth rides again

2010-03-09T10:01:00.002-06:00

Mesmerizing

2010-03-09T09:59:00.000-06:00

Record Makers Promo from CreativeApplications.Net on Vimeo.

GIF Madness...give it time

2010-03-02T10:48:00.001-06:00

Sweet pool table

2010-03-02T10:42:00.000-06:00

Fun with power lines

2010-03-02T10:27:00.000-06:00

The weirdest Zelda commercial you've never seen

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There is nothing I can say to explain this

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Twister on acid

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Sweet Symphony of Science

2010-02-27T18:37:00.002-06:00

"I wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe."

Oldies but Goodies

2010-02-26T21:03:00.002-06:00

Never touch a black man's radio..or kick his kid.

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Keep the change you filthy animal

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16 Badass Movie Soldiers

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16 Badass Movie Soldiers | Gunaxin Media

Mesmerdiculous...

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...that is all.

Hipster Olympics

2010-02-25T18:46:00.000-06:00

Awesome Stories of Combat Valor

2010-02-25T13:51:00.001-06:00

10 Astounding Actions Earning A Medal of Honor - Listverse

Auto Tune the News #10 Turtle Fence

2010-02-25T13:34:00.001-06:00

Cool Star Wars Travel Posters

2010-02-25T13:01:00.001-06:00

Its raining fat men...Hallelujah?

2010-02-25T12:59:00.001-06:00

Awesome Judge Judy ending

2010-02-25T12:55:00.000-06:00

"I feel like my whole life is ridiculous really."

Andre the Giant was way more awesome than you

2010-02-19T21:29:00.002-06:00

Rebel Mosquito faces Death Star

2010-02-19T21:28:00.000-06:00

Epic Beard Man meets Black Betty

2010-02-19T15:59:00.000-06:00

Curse the Gods for making exercise balls and cameras...

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...and making me so happy yet making others so sad.

Cookie Warlord

2010-02-18T21:30:00.001-06:00

Oldie but a goodie

2010-02-17T10:57:00.000-06:00

R.I.P. HAWK

Gif Madness

2010-02-16T21:09:00.002-06:00

Still got it

2010-02-16T20:56:00.001-06:00

Normally not a fan of fight videos but this is a 67 year old man wrecking shop. "He Leakin"

More drunken texts from textsfromlastnight.com

2010-02-13T10:15:00.002-06:00

(252): woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
(816): i hope so.

(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

(678): did u really fuck my little sister???
(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"

(757): He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

(734): I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted

(513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
(1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.

Three funky dance videos...

2010-02-13T09:55:00.001-06:00

...which make me really want to learn to dance.

Epic animated stop motion history of the world

2010-02-12T11:36:00.001-06:00

A stop-motion animated history of pretty much everything [The More You Know] | I Heart Chaos

Just in Case...

2010-02-12T11:34:00.001-06:00

"The Worst Case Scenario Handbook: Valentine's Day" by Owen Parsons on CollegeHumor

Fresh Prince Ownage

2010-02-11T18:51:00.002-06:00

Really good beat from DJ Jazzy Jeff

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Funny texts submitted to textfromlastnight.com

2010-02-11T12:03:00.002-06:00

(903): Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
(1-314): Me specifically?
(903): Yep.

(860): Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

(907): I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.

(803): so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
(843): drunk me is so punny.

(516): The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.

(252): he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

Kind of like the Hangover but true and more ridiculous

2010-02-11T11:52:00.001-06:00

The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History | Cracked.com

Hilarious stuff from Dontevenreply.com

2010-02-11T11:49:00.000-06:00

Unreliable Pet Sitter
Posted at: 2010-01-08 12:17:03 | 141 comments | Add Comment
Original ad:
Trustworthy and reliable pet sitter available in the area to watch your pets. Your pet will be in good hands and treated with care while you are away. Rates vary - email to discuss.
From Me to **********@**********.org

Hey,

I am away on vacation with my girlfriend for two weeks and completely forgot about her pet fish. Would you be able to go to my house and feed him every day? Normally I wouldn't let a stranger go into my house, but I am desperate and you seem trustworthy. What is your rate? I can pay you online via PayPal, or just give you cash when I get back.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

Hi Mike,

Of course I can take care of your fish but I have a few questions first:

- Where do you live? Is there a spare key/garage code/whhatever so I can get in?
- What kind of fish is it and how big is the tank? (If it is a small fish bowl then I can care for the fish at my house)
- Any special instructions for feeding the fish?

My rate for small pets such as fish is $10 per day. Feel free to call me if you wish to discuss this over the phone. My number is 610-***-****.

Jenny

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

I live at 211 ******* St (near the Acme shopping center).

The fish is a guppy but it lives in a 55 gallon tank, so you probably can't move it. It just needs one pinch of fish food in the morning and at night (in the jar above the tank).

I don't have a spare key or garage code, so you are going to have to break a window to get in. I have a garden in the backyard where you can find a rock. I would prefer if you didn't break any of the front windows because they are new. I'd suggest breaking the kitchen window in the back of the house. Now when the window breaks, the alarm is probably going to go off. I think the alarm code is 1988, but I'm not entirely sure. It is protocol for the alarm company to send the police when a window is broken, so just tell the police that I hired you to take care of my fish.

When can you be over there? I haven't fed the fish in over a day so I am sure he is really hungry.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

What? That is crazy - I'm not gonna smash a window!

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

Why don't you feel comfortable breaking a window? Don't worry, I was going to get that window replaced with a wall anyway so my girlfriend can't look outside while she is doing the dishes.

If you are afraid that you aren't strong enough to break the window, I have a sledgehammer in my shed. The shed is in the backyard and is unlocked. It is on the wall with the shotguns. You can easily break any window with that thing.

I almost forgot, if the police come, I need you to hide some weed and a bong that I left on the kitchen counter. Just put the weed in your pocket so they don't notice it when they are talking to you about the alarm, and maybe stuff some flowers in the bong so they think it is a vase.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

I don't feel right smashing your window bc how would I explain that to the police? And now you want me to hide your drugs? Do you want me to go to jail? Think about what you want me to do and then ask yourself if you would do it in my situation.. I don't think you would!

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

Think about how Gary (the guppy) feels right now. He is starving, and will most likely die if someone doesn't feed him soon. How selfish of you to put your own interests before the life of another.

Please, just do it for Gary. If he dies, my girlfriend is going to be pissed at me. The last time I accidentally killed one of her pets, she wouldn't have sex with me for a month. Do you know how expensive it is to pay an escort service for sex? Please don't make me go through that again.

If you are afraid of the police, I'll understand. I have a criminal record too, so I get why you don't want to deal with them. How about you smash the window, run in, feed the fish, and run out before they get there? It will probably take them at least five minutes to respond to the alarm.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

No! You are an idiot! I don't have a criminal record you damn moron and I plan on keeping it that way. Don't try to guilt me about your fish because its your own stupid fault for forgetting about him! Just explain to your gf that you are a jackass and forgot to take care of the fish!

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

When we get back home and I find the dead fish, I'll have no choice but to explain to my girlfriend that I hired you to take care of the fish and you let him die. I will give her your phone number and let you two sort things out.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

Don't you fucking dare you stupid mother fucker!
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Big Bass Boss Battle

2010-02-10T18:10:00.003-06:00

Big Bass Freakout vs. Legend of Zelda- majora's mask boss battle theme by Bigsqwill | YouTube Doubler | Mashup Helper: