(903): Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
(1-314): Me specifically?
(903): Yep.
(860): Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
(907): I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
(803): so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
(843): drunk me is so punny.
(516): The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
(252): he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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