(252): woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
(816): i hope so.
(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
(678): did u really fuck my little sister???
(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
(757): He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
(734): I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
(513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
(1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
1 comments:
very funny shit is that between you and wife?
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